My buddy Philip suggested that I start a series a while back, and today that series begins. The Adventures of Mollee is all about my young dog and seeing things from her perspective. Today's post focuses on the deep feelings inside of us that make us shake and become restless. What do you worry about that keeps you up late at night.
Is it a natural disaster?
How about being attacked?
Or do you have everything riding on a hot stock?
For Mollee, none of these ever phase her. She is a beacon to the Monks of this world. Food, shelter, family; these are all secure. Her deepest dread is by far the monstrous bath!
I let her secret out. If you ever need to secret information out of her, just threaten a good soaking and she will become putty in your hands.
After she escapes the vile trenches, she still has to deal with a blocked door and oh so powerful hair dryer.
But our meticulous work is not enough. Oh no, she has much higher standards. Mollee takes this job into her own hands and makes sure to remove every drop of water.
After all is said and done, we get an extremely disgruntled yet good smelling puppy and she gets to give us the evil eye while lounging on her throne.
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Poor doggy. The terror of a bath can be hard to bear.
I wonder what she’s thinking, (what am I being punished for?) or (I liked the way I smelt before this stupid bath)
that is the worst excuse for an evil eye i think i've ever seen. :)
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